I hate Julianne and Derek Hough. If I could…I’d get Odin, Thor, Loki, the Valkyries and even Auðumbla, the cosmic cow, to bring the thunder and magic hammer and destroy them. Lenny Kravitz has saved them two express seats on the rocket ship to the sun. They can dance and sing in hell.
-Ian’s Mom
P.S. I like this site.
November 27th, 2008 - 9:21 pm
Rumor has it that this Ian’s Mom character is actually a mythical forest dwelling creature who enjoys Jack Links jerkey. I’m still investigating and will update with more details. Until then, let me know if you see said creature during the Black Friday sales. I recommend looking in the snack and gum area around the checkout counters.