“I am a success today because I had a giant space-turtle who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.” -President Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln is the first Kenny in recorded history. Lincoln met Gamera at the age of 11 while he was still living in Illinois. Years later, President Lincoln would call on his friend to help him. Gamera was quite instrumental in the North’s campaign against the Confederacy during the American Civil War. Most historians agree that without Gamera’s help, the South would have succeeded in seceding.

November 28th, 2008 - 8:07 pm
Can I get a “here, here” for the giant space turtle?