Bacon is proof that there is a God and that He loves us.  Very much.

There is such thing as a stupid question.

We here at Gimorozo.com realize that owning your own Giant Monster is expensive and not practical for the average lay person.  So we have decided to open our own Giant Monster Rental Agency.  The GMRA is concerned with helping the average person live the life that, up until now, only mad scientists and alien races have been able to live.

Click on the below link to access our simple and easy-to-use Giant Monster Rental Form (GMRF).  Just fill it out and email it to us and we will set you up with a Giant Monster Customer Service Specialist (GMCSS) who can get you lined up with the Giant Monster of your dreams in no time!

Click here to access the GMRF.

Apparently, salsa goes bad after about a year.  It tastes kinda like moldy feet mixed with battery acid and has a slightly fizzy zing to it.  It’s almost good…but mostly disgusting.

You have been warned.

I hate scenesters.  But sometimes I wish I was one.

“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a ninja.” - President John Quincy Adams

John Quincy Adams was the sixth president of the United States.  He was a former Mr. Universe champion and became a spokesman for Hanes underwear several years after his presidency.  He may have been a hobbit.

Lie down with zombies, get up without brains.

I never got The Wall (the movie, that is).  But I pretended to.

Some days, I’m a robot.

Self-Portrait (click on it for a non-jagged version)