You remember your mom always warning you to stay away from those kangaroos from the wrong side of the tracks?  Well, this is one of them.

His name is Ernie and that’s what upsets him most in life.  He wanted a tough-sounding name like Clyde or Keanu.  So, he rebelled against his parents and became a street thug with a chain.  Of course, his parents are upset and have tried to reconcile with him, but it’s too late.  Just look at his eyes (well, you can only see one, but rest assure, he has another eye on the other side of his head).

It’s a dangerous world out there, full of disenfranchised kangaroo youth.