Big surprise here: Microsoft is the one pulling the trigger in the most egregious assassination in history. Yes, Songsmith will allow you–YOU–to make beautiful music even (especially?) if you have absolutely no musical talent or skill! Haha, take THAT John and Paul!
Go ahead and watch the video/commercial. I dare you. It’s awful. The actors make me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a rusty spork and shove them into my ears so I won’t have to see or hear them…I probably should have just closed down the browser before I took such drastic measures…Oh well. These people could be selling robotic-ninja-dragons and I wouldn’t buy them based on the acting alone. I can’t decide who is more embarrassingly annoying in this commercial, but I think it’s a tie between everybody involved.
And just think: somewhere, somebody who gets paid waaay more than you or me ok’d this video for public consumption. If that doesn’t prove the existence of the devil, I don’t know what does.
Ugh.
P.S. This travesty doesn’t make me hate Apple any less.
January 14th, 2009 - 10:42 pm
Why has no one commented on this. It is so simple I want to try it now. I really do. That’s because all too often I find myself wandering around my house just singing the most incredibly stupid (but funny) songs that I make up on the spot. However, I then wish that I could record the song and make it sound cool so I can send it to my friends and they will laugh at it (instead of me). Now I can, thank you Microsoft, maybe you isn’t so evil after all (but you probably still want to steal my soul).
January 15th, 2009 - 10:46 pm
I don’t really know anything about songsmith. I will google it at work tomorrow. I dont have internet here at home
Hey, blogman, why don’t you do some of those polls where you ask you readers questions…you know like espn or something?
February 4th, 2009 - 10:43 pm
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February 9th, 2009 - 9:10 pm
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March 23rd, 2009 - 6:38 pm
we’re going to make some songsmith songs to play at you wedding. it will be splendid.