Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe it is safe to say that the Holy Grail of video games has been discovered: Robot Dinosaurs that Shoot Beams when they Roar. This game combines just about everything worthwhile into one neat little package. Robots + Dinosaurs + lasers + interdimensional travel + free = go back to bed after playing this because the rest of your weekend will only be downhill from here.
It’s a short game, but is really fun and hopefully the creators will make some more levels soon.
By the way, I beat it with my eyes closed and my monitor turned off. But then again, I am a worldclass gamer (I can usually beat Minesweeper 1 out of 10 times–my parents are so proud!)
I was going through files on my computer and stumbled upon this gem. It is a transmission from the not-too-distant future. It sounds like an awful place to live. But at least there’s some nice background music.
Unfortunately, we here at Gimorozo are fairly technologically unadvanced. So, I have no clue how to actually post an in-post media player. You’ll just have to click the link to hear this special announcement.
There comes a time in the life of any website where they just stop trying. We here at Gimorozo take great pride in the fact that we started at that point. We are so far beyond not trying that we are actually quite actively trying to make your life miserable. How else could you explain this? It’s a picture of a duck with sunglasses. It’s not funny. It’s not well-drawn. In fact, there are absolutely no redeeming qualities to this post. It is a complete and utter waste of your time.
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, after hours (and hours) of hard work it has finally arrived. You’re wait is over! Rejoice, world, for the new Gimorozo has arrived! A new Gimo for a new century.
You may notice the absence of a splash page. We decided that nothing should stand between you and our hard-hitting journalism.
Sound the trumpets! A new day has dawned for Geekery!
Ok, I’ll admit it: there is absolutely no quality control here at Gimorozo. That’s how crap like this gets published. Oh well.
What we have here is a pair of zombie greasers. Why would someone draw such a thing? Godzilla only knows. And before you hit up the comments with factual errors like: “Hey, man, those sunglasses are totally mod. A greaser wouldn’t be caught dead in them,” just let me say, “Shut up. This is art, not history. There is absolutely no law nor ordinance saying that art has to be accurate.”
Ok, there, I said it. Yeah, I’m grouchy. It’s 8:30 on a Saturday morning and I haven’t had any coffee yet. And I was up all night working on the site redesign, but did you even notice? No. Do I get a “hey, Gimorozo, I like what you did with the place?” No, I get crap from you about the inaccuracies of my zombie greasers wearing mod sunglasses.
Don’t tell me to calm down! I AM CALM!!! THIS IS ME BEING CALM, OK?! I YELL WHEN I’M CALM!!! YOU WANNA SEE ME UNCALM?!?! DO YA, PUNK?!?! WELL, KEEP PUSHING MY BUTTONS AND–OH, NOW YOU’VE DONE IT!!!
Yeah, I’m going to be lazy and just link to someone else’s hard work. It’s just what I do. I’m super busy, what with my plans for world-domination and sumo-wrestler training. It’s a rigorous schedule.
Yes, Gimorozo does have friends (or at least poorly-paid actors) and these are them.
This is a guest piece by none other than Evil David! When he first showed it to me I was like, “Whoa, I didn’t realize you brought a camera to our annual Alliteration Day cook-out!” And he was all, “No, it’s a drawing that I made…with my mind.” And I was like, “No way.” And he was like, “Way.” So I said, “Can I have some flying cake.” To which he responded, “Are you evil?” And I said, “Yeah, kind of.” And he was all like, “Oh, Yeah? How evil?” And I said, “Once I farted in church and blamed my mom.” And he said, “No way.” And I said, “Way.” And he said, “Weigh?” And I said, “No. Way.” To which he replied, “Whey?” And I said, “NO! Way.” And he said, “So…no way?” And really, how can you argue with that?
This video combines all of my great passions: Etch-A-Sketch, DC comics, and quick and easy posts with little-to-no effort on my part! Sure, it’s no styrofoam cup art, but it’ll do. Enjoy, foo’!
