If God didn’t want us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of meat.

Yes, even zombies need recreation.  Also, it helps them stay fit so that they can chase down the living.  Man, I hate the living…

Men are allowed to be rude and obnoxious for no other reason than they are men.

Likewise, women are allowed to be moody and irrational for no other reason than they are women.

It’s the law of human nature.  I didn’t make it up, I merely observe it.  Now excuse me as I go wipe a booger on the tablecloth.