This, my friends, is a terrifying before and after look at our protagonist as an optimistic, straight-out-of-college young man on his first day of work.  The other side of the cup shows this same man as a haggard, world-weary, 3-year veteran of that same job which he had been so happy to have at one point in his life.

On a more techincal side, this is another striking example of the artists “two-sided cup” technique.

There comes a time in the life of any website where they just stop trying.  We here at Gimorozo take great pride in the fact that we started at that point.  We are so far beyond not trying that we are actually quite actively trying to make your life miserable.  How else could you explain this?  It’s a picture of a duck with sunglasses.  It’s not funny.  It’s not well-drawn.  In fact, there are absolutely no redeeming qualities to this post.  It is a complete and utter waste of your time.

Ok, well, I believe I have accomplished my goal.

What can I say?  Evil David loves his Evil Flying Cake.  And who doesn’t?  The only thing he loves more than being evil is baking.

Yeah, yeah, I know “Evil Clown” is the height of reduncancy, but you know what?  So is your mom.  Ha!  That one might take a while to sink in, but you’ll wake up in the middle of the night crying once it does.  You’ll also wake up crying if you drink straight bleach before going to bed, but I digress.

This is a portrait of an off-duty clown.  How do I know he’s off-duty?  Because clowns, no matter how evil, can’t smoke while they’re working.  It’s against union rules.  So, if you ever see a clown smoking, you don’t have to run and hide because he won’t try to slaughter you and eat your entrails because he’s off-duty.  See?  You learned a very important survival skill here today.

I was a bit unsure how to categorize this masterpiece.  It is a self-portrait on a styrofoam canvas!  This is almost as exciting as those wacky Amalgam comics–Wolverine mixed with Batman!?!?  That’s crazy!

Anyway, this is more-or-less how I feel after a day at work.  After doing rourtine, automatonesque busywork I am depressed, angry, and have pit-stains.  I also lost a tooth.

Also, I got a new camera, so these things should start coming out a lot better (picture-wise…not art-wise).

I’ll be honest, what we have here is an artist’s rendition of what Ian’s Grandmom could look like.  Nobody has ever gazed upon this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.  This reconstruction is based on footprints, feces and teeth and claw marks that were left on the remains of her victims.   Also, the few images of Ian’s Mom that we have were used extensively to imagine what her mom would look like.

Please note, however, that this image should not be viewed by minors unless they are accompanied by an adult.

This astonishing piece of art captures that lovable snowman after the holidays…he don’t look so happy, does he?  Maybe it’s because his scarf is so tight?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, do we have a special surprise for you or what!  Today’s Styrofoam Canvas is not brought to you by your usual hack artist.  No, today our guest artiste is none other than Gimorozo co-generalissimo Mule!  Yes, that’s actually the name his mother gave him.

This is a beautiful work of art of an Eastman/Laird-era Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.  The artist really poured a lot of his dark, twisted soul into this masterpiece.  Enjoy!

Behold the terror!  Gaze upon the utter horror that is…Son of Blood Freak!  Yes, this is the hideous spawn of last month’s Blood Freak.

Ok, so apparently, Blood Freak’s hideous mutation was not passed on to his son.  He’s actually kinda cute.  He grew up to be a fairly successful concession-stand operator for the Durham Bulls.  Go figure.

This is what happens when you spend too much time watching TV.  You become an expressionless sad-sack with a hook for a hand.  Let this be a warning to all of you.

This is an excellent example of a wrap-around piece.  This is the same cup, but the artwork extends past the field of view and the entire piece cannot be viewed without turning the cup.