I sometimes find myself singing Kelly Clarkson’s “Because of You” at the top of my lungs while driving down the interstate.

I own every album that Shakira has ever released.

I’ve been in 3 different bands.  Yet, I’ve never played a single live show.

I bought my guitar based 100% on cosmetics.

I know all the lyrics to “Barbie Girl” by Aqua.  But they’re Danish, so that makes it “art,” right?

I hated Metallica long before the whole Napster debacle made it popular to hate them.  In fact, I used to call them “Mephallica.” 

Yeah, I’m pretty clever with words…

I had my first celebrity crush at the age of six…it was Cher.

I saw Shakira in concert a few years before she was famous in the US. 

I got pick-pocketed there.  Karma?

I never got into The Who until CSI came out.

I never even heard of Nick Drake until the Volkswagon commercial…

I never fully appreciated Bruce Springsteen’s music until I drove through New Jersey.  Now I understand why he was so eager to get out.