This astonishing piece of art captures that lovable snowman after the holidays…he don’t look so happy, does he?  Maybe it’s because his scarf is so tight?

You remember your mom always warning you to stay away from those kangaroos from the wrong side of the tracks?  Well, this is one of them.

His name is Ernie and that’s what upsets him most in life.  He wanted a tough-sounding name like Clyde or Keanu.  So, he rebelled against his parents and became a street thug with a chain.  Of course, his parents are upset and have tried to reconcile with him, but it’s too late.  Just look at his eyes (well, you can only see one, but rest assure, he has another eye on the other side of his head).

It’s a dangerous world out there, full of disenfranchised kangaroo youth.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, do we have a special surprise for you or what!  Today’s Styrofoam Canvas is not brought to you by your usual hack artist.  No, today our guest artiste is none other than Gimorozo co-generalissimo Mule!  Yes, that’s actually the name his mother gave him.

This is a beautiful work of art of an Eastman/Laird-era Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.  The artist really poured a lot of his dark, twisted soul into this masterpiece.  Enjoy!

Behold the terror!  Gaze upon the utter horror that is…Son of Blood Freak!  Yes, this is the hideous spawn of last month’s Blood Freak.

Ok, so apparently, Blood Freak’s hideous mutation was not passed on to his son.  He’s actually kinda cute.  He grew up to be a fairly successful concession-stand operator for the Durham Bulls.  Go figure.

This is what happens when you spend too much time watching TV.  You become an expressionless sad-sack with a hook for a hand.  Let this be a warning to all of you.

This is an excellent example of a wrap-around piece.  This is the same cup, but the artwork extends past the field of view and the entire piece cannot be viewed without turning the cup.

Ok, I have absolutely no idea why I felt the need to write “Blood Freak” above the Blood Freak, but I did.  Probably so I didn’t get him confused with any other turkey-headed psycho killer that was poorly drawn on a styrofoam cup.

This being the Week of Bruce and all, I decided to post a piece of Batman artwork from my meeting notes.  I realize that the last meeting notes were Batman-oriented as well.  Next one will have nothing to do with the Caped Crusader, I promise.

I hope you like the pseudo-anime style, just don’t expect to see it too often.

Ah, it has been a while, but I have returned to my preferred medium: ballpoint pen on styrofoam.  This series is a wonderful representation of the artist’s inner soul: A reanimated monster in a tuxedo trying to save the world that so fears him.  Yes, dear readers, that is me in a nutshell.  Behold!

What we have here is Frankenstein’s Monster with a Martini (the secret agent’s drink of choice)

Frankenstein’s Monster with a Gun.

Frankenstein’s Monster with his Flashy Car…which you can only see the very top of because I wanted to focus more on the conflicting emotions in the monster’s face than on the car.  And also because I started drawing this picture too low on the cup to include the rest of the car.

As I’m sure you can imagine, I’m a very important person who does very important things at my very important job.  In fact, without me, I’m sure the entire operation would fall apart.  As such, I must attend many (many!) very important meetings to discuss important and confidential things.  At these meetings, I take many important notes. 

I figured it would be a good public service to all of the many people who read this blog to show you some of my meeting notes.  Think of it as a glimpse into the mind of a genius at work.  Please remember though, all of these notes are highly confidential and are intended as a tool for you to excel in your own professional growth.

Without further ado, I present Mr. Freeze (click for a larger view):