If you ever find that violence is not the answer, you should try rephrasing the question.

“It’s good for you” is just a polite way of saying, “It tastes like crap.”

Before engaging MechaGodzilla in an argument, please realize that you can’t win and he will either eat you or burn you with his lasers.  Or both.

So make sure it’s really worth it.

If God didn’t want us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of meat.

Your boss is your mortal enemy.  Never trust him/her/it.

It’s not a good idea to refer to your girlfriend/fiancée/wife as a “hootchie-mama.”  At least, not to her face.

Unless, of course, she is one.  In which case, you should probably find a new girlfriend/fiancée/wife.

Hurm.

School is a waste of time.  Don’t do it.

There’s nothing wrong with a dead body…as long as it stays dead.

There is absolutely  no good reason to run unless zombies are chasing you.  And even then, you should only run once you are out of ammo.