So, it would appear that I was quite laborious this holiday.  Why?  Because I love you, that’s why.  Yes, this is the first (maybe last) double-issue.  It’s in both color AND black and white.

The idea for this strip came from a conversation I had with Evil David about how school really just prepares you to be a corporate grunt.  You don’t go to school to learn academic stuff, just how to say, “Yes sir/ma’am.”  Ah, the good, ol’ days…

Of course, it ends on a happy note: just like in school, the best time is at the end of the day when you’re hanging with your compadres.

Anyway, you know the drill, click the picture for the big version.  Click here for last issue and here to start at the beginning.

And we’re back in the saddle.  Sorry about last week’s lack of a strip.  Life got in the way.  Don’t worry, it won’t happen again, I have realized that the most important thing in life is appeasing you, my audience, with high-quality (?) strips.

You  may notice that there is no color in this strip.  If you didn’t, you may need to re-read the strip, as it is pointed out by one of the characters.  The reason for this is two-fold.  One: it makes for a humorous, fourth-wall breaking joke.  Two: about half the time I spend on a color strip is in the paint process.  As such, in order to proceed without interruptions and, at the same time, have a life, I have decided to go black and white.  At least for the time being.  We’ll see how it goes.

I also threw in not one, but two crappy “your mom…” jokes.  Neither of which makes any sense.  But if you knew Evil David, you’d realize that he rarely makes any sense.

Ok, you know the drill: click the picture for a bigger version.  Click here for last issue and here to start at the beginning of this saga (in full color!  Ah, the good, ol’ days…)  And here for the next issue.

It’s official, ladies and gentlemen: Gimorozo is too sexy.  See the screencap below for proof.  I was trying to visit the site from work the other day (even I can’t get enough of my ramblings) and was greeted by this.  Note the reason.

Sucks.

This may be the worst movie I have seen this year, and I just watched Transmorphers two weeks ago.

This movie totally reconfirmed my decision to never own a pet that is too large for me to punt across the room should the need arise.

And you thought last week’s episode sucked!  Believe it or not, this issue actually took me longer to scan and post than it did to draw it.  Crazy, huh?  It’s funny in an ironic, fourth wall sort of way.  If you’re not laughing, or at least chuckling inwardly, then I won’t finish this sentence.

I’m not sure what’s going on.  I have on more week of personal life ahead of me, then I shall dedicate all my time and energy back into you, my fans…ok, fan. Mom, you’re not reading this anymore either?

Anyway, click the pic for a bigger version…but why you would want that is anyone’s guess.  Click here for last issue, or here to see where this disaster all started.  Here for next issue.

Woo, got this one in at the last minute.  I’m not going to go so far as to say I was lazy with this one, but…you might have noticed that a few of the panels are similar.  I’ve only got so much time in the week, and this was a super busy week.  I had been toying around with the idea for this strip for a while and whittled down to what you see.  Oh, well, you get what you pay for and the last time I checked, I wasn’t getting any money from this.

Usual rules apply: Click the picture for a big version, click here for last issue, and here for the very first.  And here for the next issue.

Ah, the plot thickens!  I had fun with this one.  Evil David is a fairly extravagant character, so I put lots of movement into him.  Anyway, big things are afoot.  All of the principle cast has been introduced.  Soon the fun starts.

Anyway, per usual, click the picture for a large version.  Click here for the last issue, and here for the first issue.  And here for the next issue.

Last night, Mrs. Gimo and I had dinner with some friends.  Somewhere in the course of the conversation my wife uttered these words that made me shed a tear of joy: “Actually, since being married to the Gimo, I’ve come to appreciate Arnold Schwarzenegger as an actor.”

I swear, someone must be recording my dreams or something.  How else to explain these two awesome movies?

“Ninja Assassin” is actually my middle name…ok, minus the “assin” part.

And “Kung Fu Cyborg” will be the name of my first child.

PS. How’d you like that clever title to this post?

The third-grader in me still loves a good poop joke…he even loves a bad one, to be honest.  One of the hardest parts of this issue was deciding whether to name it “Poo” or “Poop.”  As you can see, I chose to drop the final p. Haha, get it?  “Poo” and “p” (”pee”)?  Man, I’m hilarious.

Anyway, the dark and mysterious new figure is probably the last new major character that I shall introduce for the time being.  From here we will move on to developing the subtext and redefining genre conventions, etc.

Anyway, click the picture for the full-size glory, click here for last issue, here for the next, or click here to start from the beginning of this epic saga.