Last night, Mrs. Gimo and I had dinner with some friends.  Somewhere in the course of the conversation my wife uttered these words that made me shed a tear of joy: “Actually, since being married to the Gimo, I’ve come to appreciate Arnold Schwarzenegger as an actor.”

I hate Julianne and Derek Hough. If I could…I’d get Odin, Thor, Loki, the Valkyries and even Auðumbla, the cosmic cow, to bring the thunder and magic hammer and destroy them. Lenny Kravitz has saved them two express seats on the rocket ship to the sun. They can dance and sing in hell.

-Ian’s Mom

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