I find ABC’s “Cougar Town” to be a pretty unwatchable show. But I tried to like it because Courtney Cox is in it. I’m not a fan of hers, per se; but I always imagined I’d be in an airport or casino resort and bump into David Arquette and we’d hang out at the terminal or pool and realize that we have a lot in common. He seems like a cool guy and all, so he’d invite me over to his house and we’d watch awesome movies and maybe even take a photography class together or something. Since we’d become pretty much best buds, I’d get to know Court (that’s what her friends call her) pretty well and it would be nice if I could chat with her about her latest show.

But now that they’re no longer together, I guess it’s a moot point. At least I can now hate “Cougar Town” with a clear conscience.